blinking happily away in tune to the jingling on the screen
Just want to point out that I love this phrasing :)

Hôla amigo! How’s Mexico treating you?
... and I totally hear Adam's voice on this.

Hey, I am pretty sure that room service doesn’t include morning blow jobs and helping you take a bath?!
At least that's what he HOPES...

Meh. Poor Carlos must get all jealous when they're away from each other so long. For some reason I can see him getting much more possessive than Adam. Probably wrong, but... Well.

I could always give you something to do, love. So … tell me pumpkin, what are you wearing?” Adam can practically see Carl grinning through the phone.
GAHAHAHAAAAA!!! &hearts

Pumpkin?! You must be joking?!
EEP!! Please no Davy trademark sentences *recoils*

Why?”, voice all innocent.
As if.

Anyway, would you please focus? What are you wearing?
Right, Adam. Losing track of the important things like that. Tssk.

you know the one you find so extremely boring and tried to rip apart last week
Aww. I'm sure that was totally unselfish.

You little thief.
*gasps* Insults turn me on. Like woah.

And the ugly brown shoes? They don’t go with anything.”
“Why did you make me buy them then?”
“I must have been temporarily insane that day.
I love this so much!! It's so random. It's so REAL!!

Anyway, I want my jeans back. I am missing those jeans.
Poor Carlos, missing his jeeeaaaans *pets him* Aww.

No. but you could get out of them, so we can get this thing started.”
“Carl, I am not getting out of my jeans … “
”MY JEANS!”
“Yes, sorry YOUR jeans …
ROTFLMAO!!!

I am not getting out of them now as I am in the middle of a photoshoot and I am pretty sure the photographer would be slightly disturbed if he came back in with me standing here with my jeans down my ankles.
... or maybe not.

Awww, you are no fun sometimes.
*snerks*

Sure, Carl.
Yeah, Carlos. Right.

Just so you know though, I am going to the beach with the boys now, all shirtless and will be glistening from the sun in no time. Little beads of sweat on my skin, you know how you would love to lick those away. Then I’ll go for a swim and come out all wet and …
Grrrrrch!! That got ME all worked up....

Yeah, love you, pumpkin.”
“God, that is gonna stick, yes? And ditto! Bye.
SQUEE!! Cutest ever!!

Seriously. You are such a shiny darling little thing *loves you lots*