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Mary said I should post this here. So here goes nothing. It is total crack!fic. Don' let yourself be stopped from the pairing cause NOTHING actually happens, okay?

title: "Dirty Pretty Thing new lover from Kate Moss. What will his mate Pete say?”
category: real person slash
pairing: Stan/Peter and Kate Moss
notes: I had to write this after the sarcastic conversation Mary and I had here, after it has been all over the yellow press that Kate Moss and Stan from DPT are love birds now :P And that Peter and Stan are actually mates!
Also, the "painting houses" thing comes from an interview with Stan where he said he thought he would have to paint houses for the rest of his life until the job in The Libs and of course DPT came along.
And keep in mind that I am one of those people who like Kate Moss.
warning:Well, as I said this is crack!fic. But even when I try to be silly from sentence one to the last one I still manage to end up writing fluff. Angsty fluff even. Don't ask me how I do that! I am such a fucking fool for fluff. Written in ten minutes. Heh. That explains all the mistakes ;)
disclaimer: It says so in THE SUN, and THE DAILY MIRROR. If we cannot believe those anymore then I don't know ...

I cannot believe I am posting this. *sighs*

( Gin is evil! )